Miracle Mayhem

MIRACLE MAYHEM

A Wild Florida Comedy Mystery Adventure

In Florida, miracles are cheap, trouble is free, and even the preacher has a criminal record waiting to happen.

Welcome to Palmetto Pines, Florida, where the mosquitoes are bloodthirsty, the locals are suspicious, and Reverend Ezekiel "Zeke" Thorn is about to discover that mixing religion and organized crime is a spectacularly bad idea.

Zeke has big dreams. A megachurch. A mountain of money. Maybe even an air-conditioned RV.

All he needs is a little divine intervention.

Or a partnership with the Dixie Mafia.

Enter Knuckles Malone, a philosophical mob enforcer with a collection of antique weapons, and Big Tony "The Tuna," a ruthless crime boss who thinks Zeke's ramshackle revival tent might be the perfect front for a moonshine-smuggling, money-laundering empire.

What could possibly go wrong?

Absolutely everything.

There's Mama Gertie Mae, a shotgun-toting grandmother who runs the town's most dangerous gossip network. Sister Lucille, an organ-playing rebel who's composing the preacher's downfall one gospel verse at a time. Snake Skinner, a vengeful serpent handler with a taste for sabotage. And Deputy Bubba Higgins, a pie-loving lawman who couldn't catch a criminal if the crook handcuffed himself to his patrol car.

Especially when Bubba's convinced Bigfoot is behind the whole operation.

As illegal moonshine flows, stolen money disappears, snakes slither through revival meetings, and the Dixie Mafia demands its cut, Zeke's glorious religious empire begins collapsing faster than a trailer porch in a hurricane.

And when the guns come out and the revival tent goes up in flames, everybody in Palmetto Pines will need a miracle just to survive.

One crooked preacher. One furious grandmother. One very confused deputy. And enough Southern-fried criminal stupidity to make the evening news.

MIRACLE MAYHEM is a laugh-out-loud Florida crime comedy packed with eccentric characters, outrageous scams, bumbling criminals, small-town conspiracies, swamp-country shenanigans, and the kind of ridiculous trouble that could only happen in the Sunshine State.

Perfect for readers who love quirky Southern mysteries, Florida crime capers, offbeat humor, unforgettable small-town characters, and mysteries where the biggest crime might just be the characters' complete lack of common sense.

Welcome to the weird side of Florida.

Come for the miracles. Stay for the mayhem.