Stop in the Name of Pants!

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! When Georgia embraced being the girlfriend of a Rock Legend/Luurve God, she thought that was the end of her lovenosity woes. As usual, Georgia is the last to know what she is talking about.

Now there's the small matter of a snogging accident involving her matey-type mate Dave the Laugh and some toasted newts in her undercrackers. Inevitably, conducting an international romance proves tricky when her beluuurved is in Rome sending cryptic postcards about playing fun.

Back at Stalag 14, prefect Wet Lindsay is on the warpath with extra hockey drills, while a school production of Romeo and Juliet beckons. To make matters worse, Angus the cat needs round-the-clock nursing after a car disaster, requiring humiliating pushchair outings.

Naturally, pretending that riverside snog with Dave never happened is easier said than done when he keeps popping up with treats and banter. Can Georgia lock up her red bottom and throw away the key?

• School Drama: Auditions for Romeo and Juliet spark classroom uproar when Jas lands Juliet and Georgia is cast as a sword-wielding Mercutio.
• Found Family: The Ace Gang rallies together to debut a Viking hornpipe dance extravaganza, complete with horns, earmuffs, and paddles.
• Sibling Dynamics: Domestic madness erupts when toddler sister Libby gets wedged inside a metal garden bucket, sparking an emergency butter rescue.
• Also by This Author: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas and Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?.