Studmuffin Santa: A small town military hero holiday romantic comedy

So why am I playing Santa as frisky moms paw me at a reindeer ranch?

Might be the family crisis drawing me home from the Marines.

Or maybe my urge to get cozy with the prickly reindeer rancher.

Jade King gives me visions way hotter than sugarplums.

Too bad she’s pissed I’m here.

She’d be madder knowing her sister hired me to guard the place.

Someone’s sabotaging the ranch, so that’s my excuse to get close to Jade.

I swear the attraction’s mutual, but she’s keeping her distance.

Something in Jade’s past has her pushing me away like bad eggnog.

It’s almost as baffling as all these accidents at the King sisters’ place.

Seriously, who’d screw with a reindeer ranch?

Between sexy Santa suit malfunctions and risqué Christmas cookies,

Jade and I keep ending up under the mistletoe together.

I’m holding out hope we can mesh our Christmas wish lists.

It’s either that, or we watch it all crash down like a fat man in an iron sleigh.

One-click this sexy Christmas romantic comedy with a grumpy farm-girl heroine hellbent on not falling for the small-town military hero who’s home for the holidays.